Primal, Ultros | Goblet, Ward 11 -Plot 42
Friday-Saturday, 8PM-11PM PST

Welcome to Idiot Bar!

Our drinks are strong, decisions are bad, and nobody knows what they’re doing (including the staff). Come embrace the chaos! Nothing makes sense here.

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Primal, Ultros | Goblet, Ward 11 -Plot 42
Friday-Saturday, 8PM-11PM PST

Welcome to Idiot Bar!

Our drinks are strong, decisions are bad, and nobody knows what they’re doing (including the staff). Come embrace the chaos! Nothing makes sense here.

What is this place?

Welcome to Idiot Bar, where the drinks are questionable, the staff is confused, and the vibe is aggressively low-effort. We built this place on a foundation of poor planning, bad ideas, and just enough charm to get away with it.Our motto? “Unaware and proud.”
Our mission? We forgot.At Idiot Bar, we don’t believe in perfection. We believe in spilled drinks, weird menu items, and laughing so hard you forget what you ordered. Come hang out, make bad choices, and blame it on us. That’s what we’re here for.We also have free Wi-Fi. Go crazy.
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